Love is in the snare

From the Yahoo homepage, we are treated to the following article, "Questions to ask on a first date." This is far too easy a target to mock, despite whatever primal urge I may have to savage these noodleheads. Nevertheless, a key portion of the advice begins, "Print and cut out these cards to use on your next date." Why? To ensure a long, lonely trip home, no doubt. Great jumping jeebus. Follow the link at your own peril; follow the advice at your date's.