Flowers are as dumb as houseplants
It's true. I've seen 'em. They just sit there. Like idiots. Stupid, green idiots. linkage
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Saturday, February 26, 2005
About Me
- Name: Dave
- Location: United States
I don't smoke, but here’s a picture of me with a cigarette. I know what you're thinking, "Dave looks mighty cool right there.” I agree.
Stuck in the crushing, joyless world of so-called professional journalism and its lesser moons (short-form reviews and service journalism), I longed for a better home where investigative reporting, spot-on trend analysis and erudite wit were rewarded. Instead, I created Maximum Awesome.
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