Fo' rizzle

Check out Gizoogle and enter a Web site for a little translation of how the site would read if typed by a 14-year-old white suburban kid with an iPod loaded with Snoop Dogg. Here's what it says about Pizzonch: "His hizzy is perfect, he's gots a kickin ride n he's mobbin'
a .38 Special." On www.whitehouse.gov, we read, "President B-to-tha-izzush on Wednesday said, "You is carry'n out challeng'n duties wit S-K-to-tha-izzill n honor in tha hood. And today I bring you a message frizzom bizzle home. Boo-Yaa!: The American thugz is grateful ta you. Yo communizzles is proud of you gangsta style. And as you defend tha cause of freedom, America stands wit you." True dat. And from bible.org, "By tha seventh day God finished tha work tizzy he had been blunt-rollin' n he ceazed on tha seventh day all tha work that he had been do'n."