Quick-o summary of Conclave '05

Here's a quick rundown of the past few days' events (thank you Blogger for preventing me from updating them as they happened):

4.3.2005 I'm running for Pope
I'm the dark horse candidate, baby. Like Rocky.

4.4.2005 Greg breaks from ranks.
Greg has announced his own underdog campaign. Also like Rocky.

4.5.2005 You thought I was bluffing.
Witness my first campaign ad. For pope.

4.7.2005 The media onslaught continues as I unleashed my second ad.

That's where we stand, kids. More updates to come on the main site. Next up: Campaign ads turn nasty.