Random Stupidity

In this week's offering of random stupidity, News 4 in Jacksonville (why are news channels always in a slanty italics font as if running away from a more carniverous font?...like, News4Jax...and then there's a guy with an obnoxious fake voice saying, "Action News Dorks!!!"...I'm just asking is all...)--uh, anyways, News4Jax reports that those Scratch 'n Win tickets are mostly garbage on account of the top prizes have already been given away and you have no shot to win and you will continue to live a crappy life. I can't make this any more clear: if you play the lottery, you are an asstard.