Looking for writer types

So, there are three regular contributors to Maximum Awesome at present. One and a half of those are me. I'd like to chop that ratio down a bit, so if you're a writer type or know a writer type who can be at least a little funny, head on over to the site and send an email. I'm especially looking for female writers, since we've got three males already, but that's not a prerequisite. Awesome grammarosity is. :-)

(I just used a smiley. Now I feel like a dork.)